India terrorizes fedayeen
India’s stubborn refusal to take terrorism seriously inflicted fear upon Pakistan’s hard-working fedayeen over the weekend. ‘We shot two hundred unarmed people with automatic weapons. We killed dogs and babies. We asked a guy for water and then shot him in the face,’ said Muhammad Dangerfield, LeT planner.
‘We shot up Bangalore. We attacked your frickin’ Parliament. Your country did nothing. Instead of weapons, your top cops bought luxury sedans. Your papers ran photos of starlets over the weekend!’
At this point, Dangerfield got the shakes and was injected with a tranquilizer. He was last seen wandering in circles, muttering, ‘What would it take? No, seriously, what would it take?’
on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008, 8:00 pm in Humor, Politics › 
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Does that mean there’s a chance the BJP won’t win?
Please don’t make fun of our Gandhian principles and forgiving nature. Just because we don’t take some misguided young people seriously when they try to harm us doesn’t give you a license to make fun love for peace, luxury sedans and starlets.
But what the hell, I forgive you.
When you hit at our west coast, we guide you to our east coast too…modification of old Gandhian saying…
Hi .. landed here from IndiaUncut. I loved this post - humorous, sarcastic even, but at the same time .. hit where it hurts! Cheers.