Thursday, July 30

Pia Bhatti is Billie Jean

Michael Jackson’s dad said today that the late singer has a love child, Omer Jamal Bhatti, the product of a one-night stand with a Norwegian fan. The 25-year-old rapper and Jackson impersonator raised by Pia and Riz Bhatti of Oslo was seated next to Jackson’s other children at the funeral. Jermaine Jackson hinted at the relationship as well.

Upon hearing the news, Geetali Norah Jones Shankar just shook her head quietly.

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  1. 1suede

    > Upon hearing the news, Geetali Norah Jones Shankar just shook her head quietly.

    ROFL

  2. 2Joolz

    So does he have Pakistani blood or was it just that his step-father Pakistani? Because his mum looks white.

  3. 3manish vij

    Seems to be half white, raised by Punjabi Muslim Pakistani father.

  4. 4Neale

    THis is so confusing.

    Blood is no longer thicker than whatever.

  5. 5currylingus

    I’m convinced that Omer’s real mother is, umm, Diego Luna.

  6. 6sank

    everyone is talking about how he looks like mj… problem is he looks like mj after the surgeries.
    i dint know they could do plastic surgeries on dna… must be all the alien retro-engineering… has to be.

  7. 7Lynn

    SO true to the last comment. Even Omer seems to have had some work done. Look at the evolution of the cleft in his chin. Ii is almost non existant as a child. Meanwhile while Michaels face becomes more chissled and defined Omer has more features. But go back to when Michael was Omers age and compare the two of them then. People are ridiculous. Michael I hope you are in Heaven teaching Jesus how to moonwalk on the streets of gold and laughing about the stuff that drives Americans daily grind. ANd we wonder why we can’t get our country together. Peace of God to you Michael