Making the rounds of the Bombay style sections (motto: never enough fluff) is a rumor that Muffy and Biff are attached to a Bollywood lift of the cheesy-brilliant Shaolin Soccer.

The movie will be called Goal. If the soccer is as bad as the close-zoom fakery in KANK, it’s gonna be a long movie.

But no worries, the Shaolin monks are on it with a stealth India trip to punish the violators:

… the legendary Buddhist Shaolin Monks [performed in Bombay]… a crescendo of sequences displaying speed, precision and coordination. [Link]

If I see weeping, I’m gonna lay some wing chun on these shameless rippers. Say hello to my leetle friend.