I first thought 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' and the man is going to fall in love with the waiter, but then it seemed like 'The Matrix', and time had stopped. What happens next??? You can't do this to us!

Ha ha - I thought Nadia, Fadia and Kapadia Wadia was quite funny. Maybe the reviewer would see the humour if knew of Dimple and Simple. And Jolly, Puppy, Bumba and Baiju.

I can't work out which of them bit and which ones played along...

And then I find this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm.